我是小明，我今天上的那节英语课可真是太有意思了。老师让我们准备一个关于“非传统学习方法”的演讲，我脑海中突然闪现出一个离奇的想法——在英语课上用鸡插英语课代表。
下午放学后，我赶紧去动物园买了一只毛茸茸的小鸡，名字叫做“英格丽”。回到家里，我对英格丽进行了简单的训练，让它学会站在桌子上，然后再不停地跳跃着模仿人们走路的样子。我相信只要把这个点表现得足够夸张，就能吸引全班同学的注意力。
当天晚上，终于轮到我上了台。我深吸一口气，用尽可能清晰的声音说：“尊敬的老师们、同学们大家好！今天我要和大家分享的是一种非常特别的学习方法。在我的学校，我们有一种独特而又有效的方式来提高我们的英文水平，那就是用鸡插英语课代表。”
全 classroom suddenly fell silent. Some people giggled, while others looked confused. I continued my speech by explaining that the idea behind this unconventional method is to use a chicken as a visual representation of an English teacher, and how it could potentially improve our language skills.
I then pulled out my pet chicken, "English Ginger," who was perched on a small table beside me. As I began to mimic an English teacher's movements with the chicken jumping around and flapping its wings, the class erupted into laughter. It was clear that we had all been captivated by this bizarre yet entertaining performance.
After finishing my presentation, I realized that although using a chicken to represent an English teacher might not be effective in terms of actual learning, it certainly brought some fun and creativity into our usual routine of studying languages. And who knows? Maybe one day we'll see chickens become part of our classrooms!